Looking for Funny Mothers Day Messages to send a message or write it down on mothers day card? If yes, then we have found the short funny mothers day messages from son / daughter. By sending funny mothers day messages to mom is the best way to make your mother laugh and make her happy on this special day.
Below is nice collection of some cute and funny mothers day text messages. You can use these messages to wish your mother to a Happy Mothers Day in a funny way.
Funny Mothers Day Messages From Son / Daughter In English 2016
I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.
- Anon,
A worried mother does a better research than the FBI.
It is never easy being a mother.If it were easy, fathers would do it.
- Anon,
If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?
- Milton Berle,
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!
- Sam Levenson,
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
- Anon,
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather,
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
- Phyllis Diller,
Great parenting lies somewhere between “don’t do that” and “aw, what the hell”.
Mum, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically!
Mom, I can’t even imagine how proud you are of me for remembering to send you Mothers Day card!
You always knew how to answer my questions, no matter how difficult. So you have a great Mother’s Day, ‘Because I said so!'
You brought me into this world, and then you protected the world from me. Thanks for keeping everybody safe while I was growing up.
Moms are trainers for when you have a crummy boss. I stopped asking and just do what I’m supposed to, ‘because you said so'.
Mom, I just realized that you must have worked for the CIA or something. There’s no denying your ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noise, and see out the back of your head.
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